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I read this really interesting article today from NY Mag about Gossip Girl. They happen to write my favorite blog recaps about the show, but this is a breakdown on why Gossip Girl is basically one of the most brilliant teen dramas of all time and how it's changing the way we all watch tv. When it first aired, it got horrible ratings. By all means, it should've done great. With a following of all of us OC fans eager to see Josh Schwartz's next big project, to the millions of teeny boppers who've been reading the GG books (and all of its spin offs). But what happened was that Schwartz tapped into a new generation of TV watchers. Instead of watching the show in its 8 pm time slot, it was the #1 download on iTunes. Thousands viewed it for free on cwtv.com. Serena was hand picked by fans on internet forums before the show had come into fruition. And after the writers strike - the network had parents and prudes with their panties in a wad over the OMFG ads plastered all over cable and the internet. Countless blogs and websites popped up to follow the show, the actors, and everything Gossip related. GG proved that Gossip Girl viewers are too young - too hip - to be held back by traditional Nielsen standards.  Never mind that we aren't all young. I've got dozens of friends in their 20s that eagerly run to their DVRs for Gossip Girl. And what's even more interesting than that, as the article points out, we're all blogging about it, buzzing about the characters, emulating the fashion. We all check the blogs to see the latest leaked photos of the cast on set and can't wait for those webclips CW releases to preview next week's show. Dr Phil ran a special on "real life Gossip Girls" and websites like gossipreport.com got instant traffic as we tried to recreate our own Gossip fantasies. The Gossip Girl fans are plugged in, fashionable, and tech savvy. We've all got our camera phones ready to capture the next bit of gossip. So Gossip Girl has revolutionized the traditional TV formula. We're watching more online, we're following the actors on the blogs, we're recreating their outfits on a more "beer pockets budget" and we're blogging about it, discussing it in forums, even talking about it at work. Not only has it turned the technological world they all live in into a reality for the rest of us, they've got us all hooked - and it's a guilty pleasure that I can't wait to see return to tv. Read the full article here.
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Now the richest man in the world finally has some time to spend all of that glorious money. Something like....$58 billion, was it? I can't even imagine. Microsoft made a cute little commemorative video of his "last day". And it's amazing the celebrities they pulled to participate! It made me chuckle a few times.  But the real question is...why is a man who is worth 50 to the billions of dollars driving a Ford? Link to the video ----> here
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Okay ya'll! Last night was the official Farmer Wants a Wife season finale! I'm not gonna lie, it snuck up on me and I was glad to have DVR because I was gonna be sad if I missed the wife pickin. Now I put this big picture here so ya'll don't get spoiled if you don't wanna, and the recap is below.  So last night, Matt is down to TWO GIRLS. That means it's time for a wife pickin' and he intends on doin' just that. These girls are absolutely just set on marryin' this guy and I guess I see the appeal. I mean, he's cute in a country sort of way, and I definitely support his use of no shirt throughout the show. I'm a fan of shirtless men, what can I say. It's weird, because Brooke being a Dallas girl could probably find just as good men if she headed east an hour or so, but she's got her heart set on Matt regardless. Then there's Christa. She's from New York City, for crying out loud. Are you trying to tell me she really wants to move to BFE and become a wife? The only thing I figure is that maybe men really ARE that slim pickins in the city and with the death of chivalry, a guy from the country could look mighty good. Or she's really desperate, or trying to get her green card. Anyway, Matt starts the girls out by giving them "wifely duties" to do. He sends Christa off to pay his tab at the grocery store, take a deer to the taxidermist, pick up a carborator, get some horse feed...and Brooke to pick up live crickets, catfish...order some part or something...basically a bunch of busy work because let's face it, he's really getting himself a slave he can make out with. Christa gets side tracked at the country store and starts counting her chickens before they hatch by asking the clerk if they carry condoms. Brooke gets stuck behind a train and is the last to return home. Of course, there's Matt sitting there with some sandwiches and quite possibly the largest bowl of chips I've ever seen. If he's trying to put them into a sodium coma, mission accomplished. After lunch Matt tells the girls he'll be taking them out on dates - and Brooke only has 30 minutes to get ready. So she puts on 30 minutes worth of outfits, I think she changed like 8 times, and he takes her four wheeling and picnicing. Charming. Precious. Britney Spears was totally jealous. She wants to tell him she loves him but chickens out, which is amazing because I thought that stupid girls ALWAYS tell guys they love them. Maybe they're suppsed to give it up first. I have no idea. Then Brooke gets dropped off and Matt picks up Christa in a horse and carriage. At this point I'm thinking, well, she's won. Obviously. Brooke gets the country bumpkin date, and Christa gets the Cinderella date? No contest!! He takes Christa to his house and bow chicka bow wow...shows her his deer head collection. She is not impressed by his dead animals but does like his big...bed. Right. So they have dinner and the porch and at this point I'm thinking...man, if that were me, I'd be missing Taco Bell by now. Then they make out a lot and he takes her home because he's a gentleman and he's also probably worried about getting caught on her weird lip ring thing. And then comes the final day. The day Farmer Matt picks his wife. The girls are doing wine bongs in the living room when they hear a marching band. This is never a good sign, because that's usually when I realize I've probably had too much wine. But lo and behold, it was a real band and there he was on the porch with the Mayor, ready to make his announcement. He gives some kind words about the girls and then tells them that a crop duster is going to fly over head with one of their names on it. They both look at him like he's an idiot. But that's how I've always dreamed of being proposed to, none of this fairy tale on one knee crap! I want me a plane, dagnabbit! And after painful and constipated silence, a plane flies overhead that says "MATT HEART BROOKE". Christa craps her pants and Brooke passes out. And at that point I'd had far too much and I decided it was probably time to get a hobby. So Matt picked Brooke. Weird. I guess that means there's hope for all of us to find love. Or mail order brides.
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Super, SUPER hot model Karolina Kurkova has come under some serious scrutiny recently over a runway show she did in Brazil. Sure, you have to be in perfect shape to be a model of any kind, especially bathing suit. And of course, because of photoshop and anorexia, we all hold a ridiculously high standard for most everyone in the industry, if not in every day life! But did she really deserve all of the crap everyone's been saying about her?  We sat around the news room for a good 10 minutes talking about this photo today. Yes, I think everyone is giving her too hard a time because she's OBVIOUSLY not fat. She's got some back rolls going on, so what. Anyone at the right angle can get that. But what actually does disturb me a little is her booty. Producer Steve says it looks like it has suffered from a stroke, and I actually quite agree. Maybe everyone is being too hard on her...but maybe it's time to hit the gym and do a couple of squats. But - to be fair - that is one of the worst swimsuits ever designed. I don't know why I've been staring at this girl's butt for half an hour, but the more I do the more glad I am that I'M not a model and I don't have pictures of my behind all over the internet right now for people to criticize. So what do you guys think? Bad bum? Or bad pic?
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Well, despite what my trainer says, I'd like to point out that I'm not the slightest bit athletic. I love going to the gym and all that crap, but I'm not even sure if I can actually run outside. I don't even know why anyone would want to, there's no air-conditioner. Anyway, the point of this is - I don't know why I agreed to play in the "celebrity" softball game for The Buzz this weekend. I knew I was in trouble when I got an email that said, "Bring your gloves." YOUR gloves? I wasn't even aware that people owned gloves. And I figured, hey, we'll probably just play in a park somewhere or something. Heck no, it was at Dickey Stephens Park before a Travs game! Torture. Pure torture. I think I could've made it through kickball or dodgeball, maybe even soccer. But my softball skills are seriously lacking.  So I showed up with the wrong handed glove, I'm left handed and I'd bought a glove for my...left hand. Of course it was a pink Disney Princess glove for a 3-5 year old, so it was also a little hard to catch things with. I was sitting in the dugout talking about how I hoped I would get injured so I didn't have to play. The only thing remotely cool about softball is the Girls Next Door socks, which of course I wore (in pink and purple). I'm standing on the field before the game even starts, and I hear, "Heads up!" And then a loud THUNK sound. Hmm, what was that, I think to myself. And then I realize my head feels like it's splitting in half. So I do the logical thing and fall over. Yes. I got hit in the head with a giant softball. And yes. It hurt. Interestingly enough, they benched me for the game and brought me about 17 million bags of ice for my head. Which I was grateful for until they started dripping on me. Our team won, though. I said it was probably because I wasn't on it. You know what's weird? I've been reading the Secret, and if I'd known I was going to get an instantaneous wish granting, I would've wished for a winning lottery ticket or a unicorn or something, not a softball to the side of my head. Yow.
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I spent a good portion of my morning looking for the full episode of this week's "Farmer Wants a Wife" to talk about in the show today. Believe me, it was a doozy! Anyway, I didn't find any, but I DID find....THIS.  NO WAY. Anybody remember Josie from Farmer Wants a Wife? Yeah, not only was she basically the most annoying thing since glue stuck to the roof of your mouth, she thought she was a 10. I remember on the show her talking about how she was a 10 and wanted to work her way up the playboy ladder. Looks like she'd started doing that before the show even aired. I linked the picture to her myspace. The thing is...she actually looks pretty good here. Everybody knows that the Playboy "Cyber Girls" are actually just the girls that nobody wants to see in the magazine, but she actually got it so good for her. I applaud her and encourage her to continue all ventures which don't require her to speak. For those of you who don't remember Josie, here's a little refresher.
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Have you ever been on myspace, sending a message or adding some friends and THIS dude popped up?  DUDE. I have looked at the guys on match dot com, and they look absolutely nothing like this hunk of man meat. What zip code do I need to put in to meet him, again? Whenever I'm lucky enough to get him on my screen, I leave him up for an hour or two and just let him smile at me and pretend like he's really interested, which is more than I can say for most dates I've been on. I learned from downloading the video that his name is Danny. I decided to make it easier for us all to drool all over him by posting him on youtube. Danny. If you're reading this, email me. I need a boyfriend.
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There are two cities in Arkansas that I must say, I hate driving through. Hate me if you must, defend your city if you will, but every time I find myself in one of these towns I find myself screaming obscenities and lost beyond all belief.
The first is Bryant/Benton. What the crap is UP with your highway exits and entrances? It's not as dangerous as say, the McCain exits in NLR, but once you turn off the highway, good luck getting back on it. I had the unfortunate experience of having to try and turn around in Bryant the other day and I ended up at Home Depot. Or was it Lowes? I can never tell them apart. Just like Bryant and Benton.
But the WORST by far is Hot Springs. Do you people move your roads around or what? I think I have travelled through, around, and under that city more ways than I have my own neighborhood. It's like no matter what exit I take off of I-30, I always end up going the wrong direction. Sometimes I go by Magic Springs, sometimes I go by the mall. Sometimes I pass 2720 and other times I end up on a dead end road in the middle of nowhere. One way it takes 10 minutes, the other an hour. How is that possible? I follow the same roads, make the same turns, and every time I end up somewhere different. It's like that place is a transportation vortex or something. Last night I somehow ended up smack dab downtown and I couldn't figure out for the life of me how I did it. Thankfully I have a keen sense of direction (ha!) and managed to get myself back on the highway, but not after 17 blocks behind a van who most certainly wasn't doing his part in the effort against global warming (cough, cough).
This is why I hate driving. That, and gas prices. But I just had to say that because people complain about them all the time. Whatever.
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I have a serious problem with magazines. The glossy pages, bright colors. The pretty pictures that pop off the page and the bold headlines that draw me in. Doesn't really matter who is on the cover or what's promised inside - I have my favorites that I'll always go back to. Ever since I was a teenager I've been addicted to Cosmopolitan. Mostly because of how deviant it felt to read it. I know I had no need for the "50 hottest sex tips" and "How to keep your man from cheating" at 14, but something about those pages always drew me in. I admit I barely read any of it any more, but that doesn't keep me from renewing my subscription each month.
I actually subscribe to five magazines. Pathetic, right? They mostly just lay around the house. Sometimes they'll get tagged for outfit ideas or things I want to buy, other times I'll tear out pages and put them on the fridge to remind me not to eat too much ice cream. And with every magazine that arrives I have a ritual. Vogue, Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Lucky, and Shape. I only ordered Teen because I love the little size and it was 2 years for like 10 bucks. Lucky is how I come up with all of my fabulous outfits. Shape is because they always have the best celebrity bikini pictures and I like the whole healthy living/active lifestyle thing (I very recently adopted it myself, back in January). Vogue is the newest of the five, because after seeing SATC I decided perhaps it was time I grew up and appreciated big girl fashion instead of the neon pink hair barettes and leopard print tights that it's little sister boasted.
Each time I get a new magazine, I flip through every page, cover to cover. I want to see all the pictures and all of the ads, then I start over. Usually after I see everything I take my time reading the confessions or reader mail, checking out the different ways to wear one piece, and see what the beauty picks of the month are. The magazines all get read several times, but why do I feel the need to hold on to them after that? I need to start a big book with all of the things I want to remember from my magazines. I can pull out the pictures and articles I want to save and trash the rest. Or recycle. Either way, I don't need the last years worth of Vogues laying around my house, now do I?
I don't know what it is about magazines. We're always keen to pick up a couple when we are at the airport. They sit pretty in our bathrooms and on our coffee tables. We watch the Devil Wears Prada and secretly wish we could get caught up in that same glamour world. I've never been so much a newspaper gal. Mostly because there's no color.
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 Now anyone who knows me knows I love me some Hills. That sentence is such a grammatical mess that I don't even know what to do with it. But what sucks about the Hills is not Heidi and Spencer, but the fact that this reality show turned them into these paparrazzi MAGNETS. I frequent a lot of entertainment blogs, and every 10 minutes I'm forced to look at another picture of Spencer and his molester beard macking on Heidi and her +2s? No thanks! It's not enough that these two attract every camera man in Hollywood. What's worse is that they play it UP so badly. I guess if you're going to get your 15 minutes, you might as well make it worth your while. They'll certainly have plenty of photos for the Heidi/Spencer together forever scrapbook. Which they'll probably figure out how to publish and sell to the lemmings that want to see pictures of the two twats in the first place. Which is...who? Who exactly is the Speidi demographic? Does anyone really care which WalMart bikini she's wearing or where Spencer's hands went? I didn't think so. You know who should take advantage of their ham? SPAM. These two could be the spokespeople for fake meat all across the world. Another disturbing fact: typing in "heidi and spencer" into the Google search bar brings me the exact results I am wanting. How terribly frightening.
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In 1998, a cultural phenomenon occured. The world was introduced to four women just like me and you, only better dressed. Every young woman from that day on had a wide-eyed dream of growing up and moving to New York to become a journalist. Every group of friends was based on who was the Carrie, who was Samantha, who was Charlotte...and did anyone left want to be Miranda? We all struggled with the ups and downs of loving and hating Mr Big at the same time and secretly wishing we had balls like Samantha. Manolo Blahnik became a household name and cosmopolitans were the new "it" drink. And then in 2004, our hearts were broken as we said goodbye to the four and the city. Thanks to boxed DVDs now a younger generation can enjoy the fabulousness. But at midnight last night, we said our chanellos to Sex and the City again. Was the movie everything we'd hoped for and more? Was it as magical as we expected? The answer is...YES. I had the pleasure of going to a midnight showing of the movie last night. It was so fun. Girls were dressed to the nines, arriving in packs, all a flitter about the night's events. This was monumental. It's like Lord of the Rings, only with fashion instead of hobbits. I read an article earlier that almost 75% of women surveyed said they would see the movie in a group. We're planning on going saturday dressed as our favorite character. Looking around last night, I thought perhaps we should be having a runway show beforehand, I could have easily been in a club rather than a movie theater. Then the first pangs of that piano theme began and the entire theater errupted into cheers. The energy and excitement kept up through the whole night. We laughed together, we cried together, we cheered when things got good. And we all clapped at the end (even if we didn't agree with the story line). It was such a fun experience. Even though New York City seems so far away and different from Little Rock, Arkansas, we all got a taste of it last night. I was practically giddy when it started and I saw the skylines. So how was the movie overall? Did the small screen favorite translate to the big screen? I say, yes. We pick up four years after season 6 ended. But don't worry if you haven't seen the show - Carrie brings you up to speed on everything that happened. And from there...we see where the women all are now. I have to say, I really did enjoy this movie experience. I do think it was worth the hype. I think the hype was half of what made it so fun. We've seen spoilers for months now on the fashion, but believe me, those aren't the half of it. If I could have just ONE bone in my body as fabulous as Carrie Bradshaw, I would absolutely die happy. I'm a Carrie, by the way, although as a fellow journalist I know no writers salary would support Dior. As for the plot, the show really is about relationships. It examines relationships we've all had, and emphasizes the most important one - our friends. No wonder we all started looking for our foursome after the first season we saw. Having a group of friends with that close of a bond is priceless. And the other aspect of the movie is the male relationships. I think there's a relationship for everyone there, too. I think a lot of girls have struggled with a Mr. Big, I think tons of girls were unsure about marrying their best friends. There are plenty of girls who just don't want to settle for one man and plenty of others who could easily live happily ever after. The entire movie is an emotional rollercoaster and I think you identify with your own emotions as they relate to the characters. Go this weekend with no expectations except to have a fabulous time. Go if you love fashion, friends, or just Sex and the City. And especially go if you've never even seen an episode. This is the quintessential chick flick of the year, hands down. And if you have to go against your own will, maybe this link will help you enjoy it either way http://www.mollygood.com/sex-and-the-city-the-movie-drinking-game-20080529/
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I ran a story yesterday about Celine Dion using so many million gallons of water per year, and one of my YouTube viewers asked me how many gallons I use a year. This intrigued me. What if I use millions of gallons, can I make fun of Celine for doing the same?!
So I started calculating using a few things I found here and there online to see if I could come up with a rough estimate. A ten minute shower uses 35 gallons of water. I shower pretty quickly and I figured up I probably use around 5,000 gallons of water a year to shower. Then I decided to just add another 5,000 for hand washing, teeth brushing, and other random faucet running throughout the year. If you have a pretty normal toilet, It uses about 5 gallons a flush. I have no idea how many times I go to the bathroom a day so I just said 5. That seemed like a nice round about number. That equals about 10,000 gallons of water just to flush! It's where people use the most water every day.
I only do laundry about once a month, because I have a ton of clothes and don't have to wash that often. The average load of laundry uses about 55 gallons of water, so I went ahead and said I probably do the laundry 15 times a year, once a month and then three extra times for the rare instance that something I want to wear isn't clean or I've run out of socks for the gym. That's 715 gallons a year, which isn't half bad. That's why you're supposed to wait and do a full load all at once!! Which now that I think of it, I guess I always do a white and a color load so double that. It's still just over 1,000.
In the kitchen, I don't use as much water as I'd thought. Dishwashers are actually pretty earth friendly already, they only use 5-8 gallons a wash, which is much less than you'd use doing them by hand. I do my dishes about once a week so that equals 520 gallons a year. I say, round that up to 600 to accommodate any rinsing and hand washing. I also drink a lot of water. I figured up what I should be drinking, and just calculated that. It's always going to be more or less on any given day, but with the amount of lemonade and tea I drink (which I make with water) this is probably pretty accurate. At 64 ounces a day, that's 23,360 ounces per year - or 182.5 gallons. That is a lot of water intake. No wonder that's where all our weight comes from.
All of that together equals 22,212 (point 5. and don't check my math on that). I say, go ahead and round it up to 25,000 because there's plenty of other stuff we use water for that we don't even remember, like boiling and cooking and cleaning. According to google search, the average person uses 80-100 gallons per day, which translates to roughly 30,000 gallons a year. If I'm using 5,000 gallons LESS than the average person, that's pretty good!
But the entire experience did make me think a little bit more about where I waste water. I'm pretty good about not letting it run, but seeing how much certain things in my house used kind of helped me think of ways to cut back on my usage. Love your earth! Think about what you use!!
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Have you seen Weezer's new video? I'm loving that it's more than just a tribute to you tube super stars, it's actually given them a place in popculture history! Some of everyone's favorite viral video stars are in the video - Tay Zonday, Miss SC, Dramatic chipmunk, Kelly, Chris Crocker...and K Fed?  I don't know if he's a youtuber or just showing off those amazing producer skillz (I spells it with a z for creds, ya'll) but somehow I like seeing him do what he does best in this video - be ugly and douchey.
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My websites are baaaaack! I just spent 30 minutes trying to see what the web filter would and wouldn't block. I was surprised to see that it let through sites like adultfriendfinder.com and ebaumsworld.com and break.com but then I realized...it was letting through everything! Life is back to normal. I have thesuperficial.com back and egotastic.com back and most importantly...POPSUGAR.COM. I love that blog more than anything.
This blog is in accordance with my efforts to blog more. I hear it's quantity, not quality, when it comes to blogging. I figure if I can just find something to write about, I have plenty of time where I could be blogging instead of a) staring at the wall or b) trying to set the weatherman's desk on fire (I'll get you, Jeremy!!).
So for now, I'm going back to researching finger foods. I'm catering my little sister's graduation party (she's so old. I'M so old) and I want to do really fun, funky foods. I'm thinkin asian graduation fusion experimental sushi or maybe cupcakes shaped like grad hats. Or mini corn dogs and macaroni bites or something. It should probably be a tribute to all things Taryn (sis) so that means everything must be made out of cheese or tortillas. Sounds like a party to me.
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I figure I'm allowed to talk about American Idol on here, since Fox16 IS our sister station. Here's the thing. Every year, the contestants go into the final 2 pretty evenly matched. You're like, wow, they could both totally win. Then every year, one of the contestants crashes and burns, leaving a clear path for the winner. Of course the judges were playing favorites last night. They were treating David A like he was the second coming. It'll be nice that he's such a gracious winner and he really does deserve it, but why did everyone write off David C so quickly? I thought his rendition of Collective Soul was amazing.
And how about those original songs? Those were the best America came up with? FTW. David Cook's song, and I'm terribly sorry if you wrote it...was a monstrosity. It was cheesy and sappy and just awful. It sounded like it should have been sung by Miley Cyrus. Dream big! Do bigger! You can do anything! Not that David A's was any better, but at least it kind of sucked slightly less than Cook's.
Anyway, I'll be shocked if David Cook wins tonight, they set up Archuletta for the victory so I would expect nothing less. Of course, as my mother pointed out, we'd all rather Cook branch out and make a record seperate from American Idol. He's not exactly bubble gum pop. Blake Lewis didn't win and he was able to create an unbelievable album (that nobody bought, why? you suck!!) because he wasn't under the watchful eyes of AI. Not saying that Jordin Sparks' album wasn't good, because it was. But she was the cookie-cutter Idol mold, she fit the form and made a perfect record for them. Same thing that David A will do. Leave the real artists to do their own thing.
So we'll see how things turn out. I left this like an hour ago so I seriously just lost my train of thought.
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