It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Yar!!! And the folks over at talklikeapirate.com have made a list of the top pick up lines for Pirate Talking day. So go out to the bars tonight, Shiver your timbers and see if you can pick up a First Mate! Warning: If you think like a pirate, these probably are fine. But if you've got a dirty mind...!
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk
Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate
Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
