Well, moving day has been pretty hectic. I think normally when someone moves offices, they clean it out, move in your new desks, even vacuum and paint it. Sadly, our company hates us and we had to clean out our own offices and move our own furniture in. That's why it's not done yet. If you watched today's Randamity, you've already seen the dumpster that was in mine. Lovely! I finally got most everything cleaned out, except a shelf full of tapes that they say they're going to come in and take down (yeah, in a year or something). We moved in my new desk which takes up approximately 50% of my floor space, rock on. Everyone who was helping us (kind of) decided they got tired and only half of my desk is moved in. Right now I'm back in the newsroom because IT can't move my computer until tomorrow. Looks like someone really thought out moving day!
Anyway, I got a chance to sit down and take a look at today's news and here's the highlights.
Mary-Kate Olsen REFUSES to talk to the feds unless she is granted "immunity". Um, way to put a target on your back there, MK. You don't think they're doubly interested in talking to you now? Besides, real governments can't just grant you immunity. What do you think you're in, an XBox game?
This just in: Oprah poops money. Or wait, Oprah makes money when she poops. I have no idea but the woman is worth 385 Million bucks from TV ALONE! She's got her hands in a lot of other pots...so that's even more money. Girlfriend needs to put that cash to good use, like inventing a hamburger with no calories or something. Also on the list of people who make too much? Simon Cowell at 50 million bucks per year. Dude, I hope he spends some of that on his girlfriend since it's obviously not going into his wardrobe. Especially since if I were her, I'd never want to wear those sweat-stained tiny tees to bed when I stayed over.
Ed Westwick...also known as Chuck from Gossip Girl. I am in love with this man. He is my
future. And now Oh No They Didn't has a
bucket load of pictures hacked from his myspace. and he's adorable as ever! If not moreso! I feel like we should be friends. Ed, send me an email, I promise I'm not psycho and I'm a very affectionate and loving girlfriend. Plus I cook good.
Link to Pictures Here.
Speaking of GG, did you know Kelly Rutherford (Serena's mom) named her kid Hermes? Yeah...just because she likes the bags. I wonder if his sister Birkin is on the way...
Is Tyra Banks insane? Check out this hot mess poster for the upcoming season of America's Next Top Model. I know, I know, I did the headband thing today. But seriously, I think maybe this poster is a little overboard. Too much hippie and and love and WAY too much of Ms Jay's fro, that is for sure. I can't even see any models in the picture because she's overwhelming me with the amount of photoshop radiating from her pores.
