The folks over at magpiemusic.com have released a list of the worst lyrics of all time. Seemingly absent were any lyrics from Heidi Montag's latest shriek fest, "Fashion" (I'm so fierce that it's so nuts,
I live, to be model thin, Dress me, I'm your manne-quin
) but maybe they were unaware of one of the worse songs created this year. What else do you think is missing? My comments are in pink.
1. I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer,
Snap!
Which means...cancer is fun, right?!...because dancing is fun?
2. I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear the most, I'd rather
have a piece of toast, watch the evening news - Life, Des'ree
And then I'll dance on a post...and eat some pot roast...Ryan Seacrest is a sucky host....Is it time for Lost? Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? - Shake Ya Tailfeather, Nelly, P
Diddy and Murphy Lee
Is that a gun in your pocket? Can I borrow it?
4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? - Sk8er Boi,
Avril Lavigne
Actually, you could. Did they do it?
5. I love you like a fat kid love cake - 21 Questions, 50 Cent
This shouldn't be on here, it's awesome.
6. Time is like a clock in my heart - Time (Clock Of The Heart), Culture club
I have no idea what that means...but you might have heartburn
7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It, Will
Smith
Is it bad to own Prada now? Or bad to carry stuff around?
8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with
mountains - Whenever, Wherever, Shakira
No, we don't confuse them for breasts either.
9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck - Thong Song, Sisqo
Sounds like she needs to cut back on her fiber.
10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time - Why Can't This Be Love,
Van Halen
Because we don't have grammar or sense to stand on, that's for sure
