Now anyone who knows me knows I love me some Hills. That sentence is such a grammatical mess that I don't even know what to do with it.
But what sucks about the Hills is not Heidi and Spencer, but the fact that this reality show turned them into these paparrazzi MAGNETS. I frequent a lot of entertainment blogs, and every 10 minutes I'm forced to look at another picture of Spencer and his molester beard macking on Heidi and her +2s? No thanks! It's not enough that these two attract every camera man in Hollywood. What's worse is that they play it UP so badly. I guess if you're going to get your 15 minutes, you might as well make it worth your while. They'll certainly have plenty of photos for the Heidi/Spencer together forever scrapbook. Which they'll probably figure out how to publish and sell to the lemmings that want to see pictures of the two twats in the first place.
Which is...who? Who exactly is the Speidi demographic? Does anyone really care which WalMart bikini she's wearing or where Spencer's hands went? I didn't think so.
You know who should take advantage of their ham? SPAM. These two could be the spokespeople for fake meat all across the world.
Another disturbing fact: typing in "heidi and spencer" into the Google search bar brings me the exact results I am wanting. How terribly frightening.
