Okay ladies. Escort service or not - we need to have some standards. I know that Spitzer paid Dupree big bucks to service him in office, but can we honestly say she enjoyed it? Is a few thousand bucks really worth getting it on with a weird old dude? I think not.
So now Governor Schwartzenegger has been named the Sexiest Governor Strippers would most like to date. Dude, he's married to a Kennedy and he owns California. I know you all have dreams of hooking up and then him leaving the room to make you a sandwich and promising that he'll "be back" but it ain't gonna happen.
For that matter, I can think of several guys that even if they paid me, I'd never agree to date. First being - Pete Doherty. Ick, is an explination really necessary? I hardly think so. He looks like he carries at least 10,000 different diseases and half of those were contracted from animals.
2. Anyone who has ever dated or hooked up with Amy Winehouse or for that matter, even thinks she is attractive. They have no taste. I have no problem if you listen to her music, it's brilliant, but music doesn't need a face to go with it. Or a coke belly.
3. Pauly Shore. Really?
4. Richard Simmons. I know that like 15 women passed out when they met him at a Walgreens the other day, but I really prefer my men in pants. And while people might like sweating TO the oldies, no one wants to sweat WITH them.
5. Rosie O'Donnell. Or Donald Trump.
6. Chase Crawford. I refuse to date anyone prettier than me, it makes me very self concious and jealous when we're out in public. I'M KIDDING, of course I'd hit that.
7. Spencer Pratt - not only is he the biggest toolbag MTV or Hollywood has ever produced, he's obviously having some sort of relations with Heidi Montag. Put those two together and we have enough nuclear brain power to melt any intellegent persons face. I would fear that my intellect would be sucked from my eyeballs just being near him. Plus he wears bunny ears. That's so straight. (PS - this phrase is the new rage, pass it on, my gay friends feel like offending you from now on)
8. Ashton Kutcher - I would always think him dating me was a cruel joke.
However - there are a few guys you wouldn't expect to make my list (after Justin Timberlake and Tom Brady, of course)
1. Justin Bobby - I wouldn't have ever touched that before but as my sister said last night, "Justin Bobby is lookin' goooood!"
2. Carson Kressley - Yes, I know he's gay, but have you seen Lifetime? He also thinks everyone woman looks beautiful naked. Plus he'll remodel your living room and take you shopping. Fabulous!
3. Chuck Bass - not the guy who plays him, the actual character. I have a thing for jerks. And something about the way he said, "I'm Chuck Bass" last night totally worked me up.
4. The guy who works at my pharmacy. Hot.
5. And finally, Alec Baldwin. I don't know why and I have no excuse, it just seems really unfair to leave him off the list because I name everything after him. Even this blog is named Alec Baldwin.
Anyone on your list?
